{"id":70,"date":"2016-07-06T22:34:27","date_gmt":"2016-07-07T02:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/?p=70"},"modified":"2019-01-29T12:43:22","modified_gmt":"2019-01-29T17:43:22","slug":"an-old-travel-diary-day-11-return-to-the-mainland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/an-old-travel-diary-day-11-return-to-the-mainland\/","title":{"rendered":"An old travel diary, day 11: Return to the mainland"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Our ferry this afternoon was scheduled for\u00c2\u00a0<a dir=\"ltr\">2 pm<\/a>, which left us with a goodly bit of time to wander round the downtown area in Stornoway.\u00c2\u00a0 Had a chance to purchase some Harris Tweed accessories, including a little bag and a new wallet; a little pricey, but nothing like as dear as a coat would have been &#8211; and really, what but the single most famous local handicraft should one collect as a souvenir?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We also had a chance to do a little geocaching, and had a couple of interesting encounters.\u00c2\u00a0 One of them was a man who happened to live across the street from our B&amp;B and let us in on a little detail of the changed ownership I wouldn&#8217;t have guessed: the prior owner was arrested and ejected from the island for&#8230;well, um&#8230;possession of inappropriate material involving young folk, shall we say.\u00c2\u00a0 As this rather extraordinary bit of news sunk in we also happened to encounter a fellow with a chainsaw, who advised us to check out the little church we were standing next to &#8211; the only Anglican Church in the Outer Hebrides, believe it or not.\u00c2\u00a0 It was rather cute, really: plain white inside for the most part, with some handsome gilded embroidery and a little memorial to the 1919 sinking of a ship just off the harbour.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Eventually it was time to be heading to our ferry for the longest crossing of our trip to date, from Stornoway to Ullapool.\u00c2\u00a0 Here things briefly got much TOO exciting; arriving what we thought was just five minutes late for our ferry check-in we found the check in gate shut tight.\u00c2\u00a0 Sprinting out to find a warden we were told to park near the check-in gate and wait.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>So we waited.\u00c2\u00a0 And waited.\u00c2\u00a0 And waited.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We waited while all the big heavy goods trucks drove in.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We waited while all the foot passengers entered.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We waited while all the cars loaded themselves on.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I am ashamed to admit I panicked somewhat, having been assailed at once by visions of being shunted to a later ferry or worse, having to stay in Lewis a third night, throwing off our entire vacation plan and possibly ruining the trip.\u00c2\u00a0 That I&#8217;d contributed to this in some way by shopping didn&#8217;t help in the slightest, either.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>At long last we were waved forward by a warden, who gave us a bit of a dressing down for how late we were. \u00c2\u00a0(We were sort of baffled, as we were quite sure the ferry had been for two o&#8217;clock.). However, \u00c2\u00a0this bit of public shaming out of the way, we were soon able to settle in for our ride, have a bite of lunch, and as I type Mark is catching a much-needed nap next to me as the sea rolls past.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Overall, though Lewis was interesting, I&#8217;m glad I don&#8217;t live there &#8211; and I&#8217;m also a bit glad we&#8217;re not staying for a third night.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8212; Much later &#8212;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Back on the mainland of Scotland at last.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s startling how dramatic the shift in scenery is once you get off the islands &#8211; or perhaps it is just the extreme difference between windswept Lewis and the thickly forested mainland; whatever it is that does it, it really drove home how much we&#8217;d come to miss trees.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We had a long, long, LONG drive to do, and much of it wasn&#8217;t of particular interest, aside from the very green and very steep hillsides of the Scottish glens. (I will say, though: after Lewis, the rest of Scotland&#8217;s sheep population seems suddenly really, really sparse.)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We were making our way to Dufftown, in the heart of the Speyside region.\u00c2\u00a0 This part of Scotland is known for its whiskey distilleries: fully half of all the distilleries in Scotland are housed here. (Think about that for a moment.\u00c2\u00a0 Seriously.\u00c2\u00a0 Half the distilleries.\u00c2\u00a0 In Scotland.)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>On our way, of course, we couldn&#8217;t miss at least taking a quick look at the most famous of all Scotland&#8217;s lochs &#8211; Loch Ness.\u00c2\u00a0 This very long and narrow but frighteningly deep lake sits deep in Scotland&#8217;s &#8220;Great Glen&#8221; (there are a lot of glens, but this one gets a capital G) and is of course the purported home of some sort of massive but very elusive cryptid, and a pretty scary-huge cottage industry has sprung up around her.\u00c2\u00a0 Would be monster-hunters have a choice of hunting experiences and Nessie-themed adventures to go on.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We visited the ruins of nearby Urquhart Castle to get a better look at the loch.\u00c2\u00a0 The castle itself was closed&#8230;but the car park permitted some pretty surprisingly decent views. \u00c2\u00a0(Urquhart is another one of those castles, like Eilean Donan, that was blown up by a set of defenders in order to prevent a different set of defenders from taking\/holding it; it&#8217;s pretty crazy how common this story is in Scottish history.\u00c2\u00a0 Unlike Eilean Donan, it doesn&#8217;t have a family looking after it, and so it sits by the lakeside in a state of picturesque decay.)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Even if we hadn&#8217;t made this small detour I think we would have been quite late at our B&amp;B for check-in; usual check in time was meant to be 5-7, and we were pushing\u00c2\u00a0<a dir=\"ltr\">8:00<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 Fortunately, our rooms hadn&#8217;t been re-sold, and our hostess, a kind and gregarious English lady, was remarkably welcoming. (Our hosts have almost without exception not been native Scots, and I have to admit I am really starting to wonder why.)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The B&amp;B is really very nice here, with a four star rating instead of the threes we&#8217;ve been staying in up to now; we&#8217;ve got a king size bed and private bath, though it&#8217;s not en suite.\u00c2\u00a0 There wasn&#8217;t much time to enjoy the room just yet, though; we were also getting perilously close to the time when restaurants here tend to stop serving food, so after dropping our bags we hastily adjourned to the Stuart Arms, a local pub in Dufftown (pronounced &#8220;Duffton.&#8221;). This is a tiny town with just two major streets, each lined with the brown stone houses that are typical of Speyside.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Despite our arriving just five minutes before the end of serving time, the waitress was able to score us a seat, and soon we were re-fortified to follow up on our new landlady&#8217;s intriguing suggestion that we pop round to the local Royal British Legion hall, as there was likely to be music happening there.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And so there was.\u00c2\u00a0 In a room full of mismatched tables that probably hadn&#8217;t been much updated since 1970 or so &#8211; perhaps even earlier &#8211; a motley crew of Scots, most over the age of fifty, sat listening to a sizeable crew of musicians up at the front of the room.\u00c2\u00a0 There was an accordion, a bevy of fiddlers, and an ancient drummer rattling away with intense, zenlike concentration, while a piano lent backup from the very farthest end of the room. Nearest the door, a pocket-size bar was staffed by a slightly-disreputable-but-<wbr \/>cheery-looking bartender, who was happy to recommend a whiskey for Les and Mark (the Balvenie 12-year double wood.\u00c2\u00a0 To a whiskey newbie like me that means very little, but when in Rome.)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We were also accosted &#8211; er, welcomed &#8211; immediately by a small, bright-eyed Scotsman with snow-white hair and a neat, pointed beard.\u00c2\u00a0 He was at once keen to bid us pull up a chair and to learn where we were from, where we&#8217;d been in Scotland, what we thought of everything, and so on.\u00c2\u00a0 He also happened to be a wealth of knowledge on the subject of the Trans-Canada Railway, which has strong Scottish connections &#8211; hence all the little towns with Scottish names at every railroading camp from sea to sea.\u00c2\u00a0 Dufftown is twinned with a city in Quebec, actually, and residents from one town often make visits to the other in alternating years; the fellow we talked to had visited Canada often enough that he&#8217;d been more than once to see the Calgary Stampede.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Our jolly host invited us to take a seat at a table just in time for us to hear the encore of Patrick, a fellow who didn&#8217;t seem a day younger than eighty but who led the assembled in a couple of rousing traditional songs about a young lad from Skye with a wandering eye and such.\u00c2\u00a0 Nearly all the locals knew the words and many sang\/clapped along; informal ceilidhs like this one have apparently been going on in Dufftown every\u00c2\u00a0<a dir=\"ltr\">Monday night<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0for fifteen years.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>At the moment this is possibly the single most legit cultural experience we&#8217;ve had in Scotland.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>We were only able to see some of the show, given that it was so late, but I&#8217;m still happy we managed to catch it before heading back to our B&amp;B to collapse into bed.\u00c2\u00a0 A busy day ahead of us in Whisky Country.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our ferry this afternoon was scheduled for\u00c2\u00a02 pm, which left us with a goodly bit of time to wander round the downtown area in Stornoway.\u00c2\u00a0 Had a chance to purchase some Harris Tweed accessories, including a little bag and a new wallet; a little pricey, but nothing like as dear as a coat would have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/an-old-travel-diary-day-11-return-to-the-mainland\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;An old travel diary, day 11: Return to the mainland&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wanderings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}