{"id":303,"date":"2021-07-16T11:08:45","date_gmt":"2021-07-16T15:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/?p=303"},"modified":"2021-07-16T11:09:43","modified_gmt":"2021-07-16T15:09:43","slug":"303","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rampantbicycle.com\/blog\/2021\/07\/303\/","title":{"rendered":"In which I tackle a long-standing Situation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not the most organized person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Actually that&#8217;s not quite true. In some ways I can be tremendously organized. Planning a trip? I&#8217;m ok there. Making sure I have ticked all the boxes on projects at work and following up on a pile of emails? Also okay. Herding the necessary cats to schedule a get-together? Can do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where I run into trouble seems to be the organization of physical objects in space. It is weirdly easy to put something down and forget about it, or to come up with a scheme for arranging something that seems like genius at the time, only I forget what exactly the plan was between then and when I next need it, so it turns out not to be all that useful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, my books end up on bookshelves and my clothes live in the closet and I can usually&#8230;more or less&#8230;make a space vaguely presentable. But fucking hell my pantry is a goddamn <em>nightmare<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Partly this is because the shelves are very, very deep, and so there is a tendency for things to get shoved to the back if they&#8217;re not used very often; I can only JUST reach to the very back myself, and I am relatively tall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have long since resigned myself to never being one of those people whose real-world house looks like something from Instagram, but the Pantry Situation has been vaguely irritating me for months and months. This is especially true when I think I am out of something, buy it, and then discover oh wait we had some all along but it had got to the back of the damn shelves&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But somehow this irritation has never really turned into action, at least not yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last week I spotted a moth fluttering about in the ground floor space of my house, and even though I know we&#8217;ve had something of a gypsy moth epidemic here in Toronto of late, and I am pretty sure that particular moth just fluttered in from outside&#8230;I had a sudden horrible vision of something <em>lurking <\/em>back there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And suddenly enough was enough, and I immediately went forth to search the internet for its <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/wirecutter\/reviews\/best-dry-food-storage-containers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">favorite pantry-storage containers for dry goods<\/a>, and within the space of a few hours I had placed an order.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yesterday the containers came. This morning I washed all of them out with soapy water, and they are patiently air-drying on my counter, and I have attacked the first of the terrifying shelves and purged it of its contents, fairly ruthlessly discarding anything unidentifiable, of a terrifyingly-distant age, or that otherwise seemed to be unsuitable for consumption.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And even just from trying to empty this one shelf, my kitchen is a <em>mess<\/em>, you guys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And for some reason I started this the day AFTER garbage day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh well. It needs to be done, so let it be done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m probably not going to restore any kind of harmony to my kitchen any OTHER way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not the most organized person. Actually that&#8217;s not quite true. In some ways I can be tremendously organized. Planning a trip? I&#8217;m ok there. Making sure I have ticked all the boxes on projects at work and following up on a pile of emails? Also okay. 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